Paris has changed. So have I.

Last weekend marked my 7-year Paris-versary (pronounced Pareeversary, in case you were wondering). Seven whole years as a parisienne; seven whole years since I made my teenage pipe dream of living in France a reality. Seven years of grappling with the trials and tribulations of expat life and language barriers and bloody french bureaucracy. Seven... Continue Reading →

Homecoming

Itโ€™s just gone 8am and Iโ€™m speeding towards the Channel Tunnel at 221 km/h. I have a whole carriage of the Eurostar to myself - talk about social distancing. The journey marks the end of a two-week trip back to England, the most time Iโ€™ve spent in my native country since I emigrated to France... Continue Reading →

Top Marks For Adulting

Search Google for anything remotely related to repatriating in France and you will find a wealth of accounts whining about testifying to the nightmarish near-impossibility of navigating french administration/bureaucracy. In my mission to prepare myself as fully as possible for my new life, I read many (oh, so many) of these myself before I moved... Continue Reading →

Death By Tax Declaration

Itโ€™s May! Which means warmer days, greener trees, almost everyone in my phonebookโ€™s birthday, and, if you live in France, annual tax declarations. Hurray! French forms! Itโ€™s no exaggeration to say Iโ€™ve been worrying about filing my tax declaration since I got here, 7 months ago. Actually, itโ€™s a slight understatement, as I did my... Continue Reading →

Not Getting Rid Of Me That Easily, Paris

Today is a good day. Not only is it Friday, and a sunny Friday at that; today also marks four months since I started my job in Paris. This doesnโ€™t sound like much of a milestone, I realise โ€“ but the significance of this four-month-anniversary is that it marks THE END OF JOB PROBATION. Thatโ€™s... Continue Reading →

Not Quite The Ritz

Iโ€™ve digressed a little in my last few posts, but as promised, I am returning to my โ€˜arrival narrativeโ€™ โ€“ Iโ€™d hate to leave you hanging! Relieved and somewhat sleep-deprived, I left Airbnb No. 1 on the Sunday morning and began the veritable trek across Paris to the hotel Iโ€™d booked for two nights โ€“... Continue Reading →

And So It Begins…

Following on from my previous post, I have a confession: this is not the first year in which I have resolved to start a blog. Actually, itโ€™s more like the fourth or fifth โ€“ but whoโ€™s counting? The problem has always been that I am a notorious procrastinator I didnโ€™t actually have anything to write... Continue Reading →

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